$HWANG
Jesnen Hwang Independent parody

IF… $HWANG

From possibility
to overclocking.

Wall Street asked about margins. Jesnen brought his plus-one, a 4090.

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A broad-shouldered fictional executive in a black jacket sits beside a graphics card at an earnings call
Earnings callFeed interrupted
IF
If the 4090 gets a plus-one…
WHY
Because every IF needs a heatsink.
WHEN
When the earnings call goes sideways.

The After-Hours Thread

Three posts from a fictional imageboard after the call.

  1. Anonymous

    The 4090 wore black.

  2. Anonymous

    The power supply knew.

  3. Anonymous

    Premium thermal paste for two.

Two graphics cards dine by candlelight
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Media Kit

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Token Listing

$HWANG is a Kaspa meme featuring a fictional GPU boss and one very committed graphics card.

Contract address

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